tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5831340837316208945.post8922109035006041858..comments2024-01-30T09:54:15.155+00:00Comments on The Tight Fist - Lessons In Frugality From A Real Jew: Ask The Tight Fist: Cheap Halloween Costume GuideThe Tight Fisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12853527040756844624noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5831340837316208945.post-52881741710939619812009-11-04T00:30:24.159+00:002009-11-04T00:30:24.159+00:00A little late for this year, but here's anothe...A little late for this year, but here's another one: drape grocery store or garbage bags all around you and paint your face white (possibly with eye sockets blue or a bullet hole on your forehead) and you're a nice murder victim dumped by the roadside.Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08000820141415927976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5831340837316208945.post-3239586085808287912009-10-31T15:15:56.501+00:002009-10-31T15:15:56.501+00:00Great advice, Dan. Here's one more: most girls...Great advice, Dan. Here's one more: most girls have a ridiculous formal dress at the back of their closet that they wore once to stand up at someone's wedding. Put it on, make a bouquet of fresh or dried flowers and some ribbon, and you won't feel the dress was a total waste. (Try it on ahead of time to see if you have to let it out [in?] a little.)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06717451427610647627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5831340837316208945.post-90549136792303129452009-10-29T22:36:37.215+00:002009-10-29T22:36:37.215+00:00Dan, fantastic advice! I don't know if this on...Dan, fantastic advice! I don't know if this one qualifies... take a plastic laundry basket (you can get one for 4 pounds at tesco), cut the bottom of it and tie a couple of pieces of fabric around to use it as braces. Hang old clothes around... you will become a human laundry basket... carry on some box detergent for an extra effect. Note: No one wearing braces gets laid...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5831340837316208945.post-9768125390289100892009-10-29T21:03:12.071+00:002009-10-29T21:03:12.071+00:00Wear an empty cereal box on a string around your n...Wear an empty cereal box on a string around your neck with the handle of a knife sticking out of it..."Cereal Killer" costumeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5831340837316208945.post-61595301729712977182009-10-29T16:26:19.328+00:002009-10-29T16:26:19.328+00:00One I heard recently for the guys. Take a white sh...One I heard recently for the guys. Take a white shirt, write a huge 'E' on it, and go as an E-male.<br /><br />And if you see Dan at a party, do not bother him.<br /><br />I think there's something to be said for the humility of going as an Epsilon male, rather than an Alpha, though.My Piano's Musehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06864984865167772162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5831340837316208945.post-33110582689767584222009-10-29T14:48:54.449+00:002009-10-29T14:48:54.449+00:00But all us tight-fisted girls out there keep waiti...But all us tight-fisted girls out there keep waiting for our boyfriends to buy us the lingerie. Also, hottt killer whale.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02034038867435097032noreply@blogger.com